Funny Life Quotes And saying

Funny quotes And Saying on life

Life is just one damned thing after another.

Erbert Hubbard

Always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.

anonymous

Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right.

Unknown author

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Carl Sandburg

Today is the last day of some of your life.

Unknown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.

Christopher Isherwoo

Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Bob Monkhouse

Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Douglas Adams

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Christopher Morley

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale

vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.

William Shakespeare

A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.

Anonymous

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Marie Curie

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

R. D. Laing

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.

Oscar Wilde

The end of a life is always vivifying.

Samuel Beckett

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Woody Allen

inspirational life quotes

Inspirational Life Quotes - Famous Inspirational Life Quotes 

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover – Mark Twain.

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant - Robert Louis Stevenson.

We don’t see things the way they are. We see them the way WE are - Talmud.

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back - Arthur Rubinstein.

The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be – Marcel Pagnol.

Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is more people who have come alive – Howard Thurman.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like – Will Rogers.

Life isn’t a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, latte in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘Woohoo WHAT A RIDE’!

Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security – John Allen Paulos.

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it – Henry David Thoreau

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself - Harvey Fierstein.

People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos, is because things are being loved, and people are being used.