Funny quotes And Saying on life
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Erbert Hubbard
Always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
anonymous
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right.
Unknown author
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandburg
Today is the last day of some of your life.
Unknown
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
Christopher Isherwoo
Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Bob Monkhouse
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas Adams
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
William Shakespeare
A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.
Anonymous
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Marie Curie
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
R. D. Laing
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.
Oscar Wilde
The end of a life is always vivifying.
Samuel Beckett
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen
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